Travels with Gus

"Timbuktu, only 52 days"

The road to Meknès was single-track, rather damaged and with little or no possibility for passing. Every time a vehicle approached, I wondered how far I, with our motor-caravan called “Gus”, should leave the road and how far would he?
  Taxis and buses absolutely refused to pull out an inch and most other vehicles preferred to leave the small strip of bitumen as less as possible. Though there was not much traffic, I got fed up after being driven on the verge for the umpteenth time and, when a small Renault 4 approached, I kept to the middle of the road. I didn’t know how fast I should leave the bitumen when the driver had no other reaction than to let loose his steering-wheel, raised his arms heavenward and invoked Allah!

From Meknès we followed the main route in the direction of Marrakech. This time it was a nice and well-kept road, with on one side a view of the snow-covered mountains of the Middle-Atlas and on the other side the vast green fields of the table-land.
  A few days ago we had met with Paul and Mary, a young couple, just like us making a round-trip of Morocco by motor-caravan. They told us enthusiastically about a small village near a beautiful waterfall, Cascades d’Ouzoud. They had been the only tourists there. Omar, the owner of the campsite, had taken them under his wings, making sure Paul and Mary had had a wonderful time. From their description it looked like just the place for us.

Paul and Mary had said we should drive on to Tamelelt, then east and back to Cascades d’Ouzoud. However Francis, my wife noticed a short-cut. According to our road-map we passed the village of Khemis-des-Oulad-Ayad and from there a small road led to the waterfalls. It was only twenty miles, instead of the hundred odd miles Paul and Mary had wanted us to drive.
  Without problems Gus climbed a pass of almost thousand meters high. The road was very steep and from the top we had a marvellous view of the surroundings.

op-reis-07After we had passed the little village of Aït-Attab, the bitumen road made way for loose gravel and stones. On one side of the path a steep rock-face, on the other a sheer ravine. After a few miles of rattling and rambling we arrived at a deep chasm over which a small bridge had been built. I stopped and when taking a better look at the bridge, I frightened. It resembled “The Bridge Over The River Kwai”, only worse. Gus just fitted between the railings of the bridge. Upon entering on foot I noticed several wooden cross-beams were missing, the holes filled with rocks. Francis was afraid to cross, but because it was impossible to back-up or turn around, I closed my eyes and accelerated.
  On the other side of the bridge the track seemed even worse than before. According to my map it should have been a metalled road, yet it was less than a goat’s-path, riddled with pot-holes, enormous rocks and deep ruts.
  I drove on, hoping the road would get better around the next bend. Nothing could make me cross that damned bridge again. The path slowly winded up along the side of the chasm and so we bumped on, leaping from rock to rock.

After having rambled along this goat’s-path for more than two hours, I started to wonder whether this was really the correct road to Cascades d’Ouzoud. It was almost evening and slowly the sun disappeared behind the mountaintops.
  Suddenly a small boy jumped in front of Gus. He seemed to appear out of nowhere. I brought the ‘van to a halt and asked the boy if we were still on the right road to the Cascades.
  “Oh yes,” he said, “Only one more mile. Give me a ball-point!”
  Out of joy I gave him one and that gesture had an unexpected reaction. From the dense shrub tumbled a group of at least twenty boys and girls, all screaming from the top of their lungs they too wanted ball-points!
  I tried to drive on very slowly but the kids kept running in front of Gus. Still rattling and rambling from one side of the path to the other, I became mortally afraid to hit one of them. The moment we entered the small village, the children disappeared as quickly as they had come and I started to breath again.
  Though by this time it was totally dark, it was easy to find the campsite: a walled-in courtyard with a subsoil of sand and stones. Omar stood waiting for us. He must have heard our ‘van from miles away. Omar was not only the owner of the campsite, but also the local guide, “hotelkeeper”, and “restaurateur”. He spoke fluent French and English and understood a bit of German and Dutch. That made communication easy.

During the following days Omar took us on several climbing trips through the chasm to places from where we had a magnificent view of the waterfalls.
  “See those two rainbows?” Omar asked, “They are even visible at night, by the light of a full moon. You won’t see that at the Niagara!”
  Omar was a good guide. He told us much about life in Morocco and about the many sights worth seeing in his country. One day he took us on a mile-long hiking trip to the far end of the chasm in search for monkeys, still living there in the wild. Because they destroy the olive-yards and rob the vegetable-gardens they were hunted by the villagers. Only the past few years these monkeys are protected. It took us several hours before we found them and I dare say, watching wild monkeys is really different than looking at them in the zoo!

The fifth day of our stay in Cascades, Omar invited us to visit his father’s house. I felt honoured by his invitation, though I had no idea if he had a certain meaning with this visit.
  The house of Omar’s father was in a rather large, but very isolated Berber-village. We went there in our ‘van and had to follow an unpaved road for approximately ten miles. The last mile we had to cover on foot.
  The village was a collection of small, sandstone houses, covered with layers of red-baked clay. In my eyes, only Omar’s parental house looked habitable. The rest of the village reminded me of the middle-ages. Almost no light permeated the little streets and alleys. No path was paved and everywhere l looked I saw donkey-droppings.
  Omar’s father was ninety years old, yet had two wives. In an open space, where the earthen ground was covered with carpets, we sat cross-legged, drank coffee and were offered almonds and cookies. Omar’s father spoke excellent French and wanted to know how many sons I had.
  “None,” I answered.
  “How many sheep do you have, Roger?” was his next question and again I had to confess:
  “None.”
  I got a strong impression that, from that moment on Omar’s father regarded me as a pitiful human being. In spite of my material wealth I was, in his eyes, a poor man. Still, we had a long discussion with several points of view that were completely new to me. His ideas were very different from mine, but I became aware that also the Moroccan way of life, with its many family-traditions, had its advantages. Omar’s father thought Western-Europe rich materially speaking, but lacking in religious conviction and family-life; those two beliefs were for him the pillars of richness for Morocco. He foresaw a dark future for us Europeans. We were to meet our down-fall, because of our “godless” way of life.
  By the time we walked back to Gus, night was falling. In no-time it was pitch-dark. I was glad Omar sat next to me on the way back to the Cascades, because in the dark it was almost impossible for me to see the difference between the “road” and the country-side next to it. I would have liked to present Omar with something to thank him for his and his father’s hospitality, but what?
  “Do you have any tablets against headache?” Omar asked, “Besides being the spiritual leader of his village, my father is also some kind of doctor. Mostly he uses herbs to help people. But aspirin is most welcome!”

op-reis-03A few days later, with much food for thought, we drove further south, into the Western-Sahara, to Goulimine, famous for its camel-market. Goulimine is to be found on the crossing of several roads leading into the Sahara and has some kind of central function. From all directions the desert-people come to this city to sell their wares, mostly knick-knacks and camels. We had heard lots of various stories about that camel-market. Some told us it was a “real” market, others said it was for tourists only and, if we were lucky, maybe we would see one, very ancient camel. I think everyone was right.
  The next morning we rose early to find the market already quite busy at seven o’clock. As far as we could see, we were the only Europeans. The market was held on a large, walled-in plot of land, just outside the city. On the sandy ground stood lots of camels, sheep, goats and even cows. Against the chill of the morning, most merchants had put up the hoods of their djellabas, the pointed caps standing out like mountain-tops.
  By nine o’clock most camels had changed hands, their place taken by souvenir-hawkers, who started to spread their wares on the ground. For us that was the sign to leave. After a few minutes on our way back north, we met the first of many touring-cars, all of them loaded with tourists heading for the camel-market. If in luck, they would find maybe one, very ancient camel to take pictures from!

From Goulimine we drove in several days to the little village of Zagora, which is the most southern point of Middle-Morocco, about as far as you can go before going into the Sahara-desert. Upon entering Zagora, we noticed an old signpost, which read:
  “Timbuktu, only 52 days”.
  The sign indicated an ancient caravan-route, by which it was possible to reach Timbuktu by camel, right through the Sahara. Of course, a Land-Rover or other four-wheel-drive will get there quicker, but with Gus this was about as far south as we dared to go. From here on all “roads” became “piste” and therefore very risky.
  Just outside of Zagora we found a nice campsite. The owner, Mohammed, was very friendly and told us he organized camel-rides into the desert. We could book for one, two or more days.
  “How many days will you go?”
  I thought two days would be more than enough. Experience was not needed. A guide would take care of everything, including meals. I thought it would be some sort of excursion like hotels organize for their guests, but no, no, Mohammed exclaimed, this was to be absolutely individual.
  After we had taken this impulsive decision, we started to get second thoughts. What, in heavens name, were we doing? After all, we left our ‘van in the middle of nowhere and went into the desert with a complete stranger and by an unknown means of transport. There was nobody we had discussed this plan with.
  By the way, what would we bring on a trip like this? We had not rented an extra camel to take any luggage and therefore decided to pack only a small backpack with, in our opinion, the bare necessities, like woollen sweaters against a cold night, a sponge bag, toilet paper, sunscreen lotion and, of course, sleeping-bags.

The next morning at nine o’clock, after a sleepless night, Mohammed woke us with the information that our camels were ready for the trip. He introduced us to a turbaned man, who stood holding two fully loaded camels and said:
  “This is Saïd, your guide. Umm..., he doesn’t speak any English or French, only Arabic. But that’s part of the experience!”
  Saïd asked, while Mohammed translated, where we would like to spend the night? With his family or near the sand-dunes?
  We chose the latter, though we had absolutely no idea why we chose that. Yesterday, Mohammed had shown us several pictures of previous trips and on those we had seen people sleeping in large, brown, nomadic-tents.
  Riding a camel proved to be a piece of cake. The first half hour I was bothered by the humping and leaping, but slowly I got used to the moving rhythm of the camel.
  The preceding evening and also at breakfast we had had little or nothing to eat. Therefore we showed our appreciation when the guide, after about a two-hour ride, brought the camels to a halt for our midday-meal near a large dade-palm.
  Saïd helped us off the camels and started to unload them. Both animals carried quite a load, because next to our backpack and sleeping-bags, they carried two big saddle-bags with provisions and cooking-utensils, four jerry cans filled with drinking-water and a large bag containing charcoal. Only when all this had been unloaded, I could see what my saddle looked like. Folded round the hump of the camel was a rolled-up blanket and on top of that were four blankets on which I sat.

op-reis-01When dusk approached we entered an area with beautiful sand dunes and a few scattered palm-trees. Saïd asked if we wanted to sleep here. In spite of him only speaking Arabic, we could communicate by means of gesturing. In this case Francis had not quite understood, because she hadn’t seen a tent, neither did we carry one. Yet it soon dawned upon her we would sleep on the ground, without cover. Completely clothed we crept in our sleeping-bags and it didn’t take long before sleep overtook us, in our thousand-star hotel.
  At around six Francis and I woke up together, because slowly darkness made way for dawn. We got up, went to the other side of the sand dune and watched the sun rise. Both camels lay there peacefully, ruminating, their front legs tied together. It was still rather chilly and therefore, after having put on a second sweater, we crept back in our sleeping-bags. I fell into a deep sleep and it must have been eight-thirty when I woke again, bathing in sunlight. Saïd also woke up and when he rose, I noticed he had been sleeping with his cleaver under his blanket.

op-reis-08By ten we had loaded the camels and drove further on, across the Hamada, the stony desert. From time to time both camels stopped to take a bite from one of the scattered bushes. They ate all kinds of everything: flowers, branches and even sharp-thorned thistles. They only ate the uppermost parts of the plants, so the roots remained undamaged. Whilst ruminating they smelled like old ensilage and I assure you, that really stinks!
  When we came to an old well, Saïd filled our jerry cans by means of the tea-kettle, which he let down into the well by tying together the harnesses of the camels. I was amazed to see with how little and with what simple means it is possible to exist. For instance the blankets, rolled around the hump, became the saddle, yet were also used as “bed”, “table”, “chair”, “sunscreen”, “windscreen”, and also as a cover for the dough, while rising.

During the day the temperature rose quite high and the sun burned on our bodies. We were dressed such that only our hands and fore-arms were left uncovered. I was glad we had bought turbans before starting on this trip, because they proved to be an ideal protection against the sun, the wind, the sand and the dust. Yet they didn’t prevent my nose from burning severely red.
  By six o’clock we returned to the campsite and by now I was extremely troubled by saddle-ache. Only a cup of tea and a shower helped to ease the pain a little. The next morning, when I took a good look at myself in the mirror, I saw there was something else besides saddle-ache: my buttocks were completely blue! I don’t think I’ll make it all the way to Timbuktu yet.

 

A fishy tale

Returning from our adventures in Morocco we took the ferry to Algeciras. There, on the south-coast of Spain, it was raining cats and dogs. Because of the gale-force winds Francis and I decided to find some shelter, which we found at the walled and closely guarded fishing-port of Tarifa, where we could park Gus, our motor-caravan, behind one of the boat-sheds. Nevertheless, in the gusts of wind Gus shook on its wheels like a dog jumping out of the fish-pond.

Within three days of unremitting heavy rain the woodwork of our side-door started to expand. The door became stuck in the doorposts and the only way to leave the 'van was by using one of the front-doors.
  After a week I got fed up with climbing over the front-seats and started to hammer at the door until it sprang open. But then, well..., I couldn't close it anymore!
  At this moment, Francis, whose mood had become affected by the pouring rain, lost her temper. "For the time being I'm tired with our continuous travelling," she announced and went on to suggest we'd better find a campsite and stay there for about a month or two. "Why don't we drive to Portugal," she said, "to the Algarve, over there the weather is supposed to be always fair, isn't it?"
  I was not too happy with her suggestion. In my opinion we had bought a motor-caravan to travel and not to sit on a campsite.

I could understand that Francis had become a little "travel-weary" and felt the need for a more permanent spot. Anyhow, we had been on the road for almost seven months. Yet I was afraid to give in to that feeling. If we stopped travelling, wouldn't our journey be over?
  On the other hand Francis was also right. I noticed that even I stepped out of the 'van less and less and was not as interested in museums and beautiful churches as I used to be a few months ago. Only when Francis reasoned that I had wanted to travel in order to write a book, and wasn't it about time to start writing, I submitted.

With a piece of rope I tied the side-door to a cupboard and drove in one long haul to the Rio Guadiana, the wide river that separated Spain from Portugal. It was already dark when we passed the border and it was raining softly. I followed the signs to Faro and after half an hour of searching and looking around, I found a campsite.

The next morning the sun was out, but under the many pine trees it was dark and damp. The campsite made a messy impression. But that could be, I thought, because even here the heavy weather of the past few days had done real damage. Everywhere I saw broken branches, fallen trees and torn tent-flaps. Around us were many tents and caravans and I was surprised to see the great number of motor-caravans. By the look of it many people seemed to live on this campsite for a longer period of time, because spots were marked with ditches, wind-breakers and rows of pinecones.
  When I stepped outside to throw away a bag of rubbish I saw that a plastic bag in the rubbishbin had been torn open by cats looking for something to eat. Right in the middle of this mess I noticed something shiny. I knelt and picked up a large ring with a lot of keys on it. Whilst pondering what to do with them I heard a booming voice behind me,
  "Those are my keys!"
  I turned around and saw a cocky man of about fifty years approaching me fast.
  "I'm so glad you found 'm," he said and instantly started telling me that he worked on a campsite in Sweden and that these keys belonged to the showers and wash cabins which were his job to clean.
  Five minutes later I knew the story of this life. His name was Hans, he lived in Sweden but was, just like I, a Dutchman. Years ago he had married a Swedish girl and went to live in Sweden. After the kids had left home, they had sold everything and started to live in a caravan.
  "Last summer," boosted the Swede, "In seven months the wife and I earned enough money on that campsite to spend the rest of the year lazing in the Portuguese sunshine."
  "But well...," he continued with a sigh, "Now I'm sitting here between all these elderly people, who got nothing better to do than converting their tent into a palace and gossiping about each other. They are nosy as hell and during their evening stroll they all try to peek inside your caravan while passing by."
  Just before I had thought the same thing, but to hear him say it aloud didn't seem right and I started to protest.
  The Swede didn't hear me, his voice grew louder and louder and I got worried that everybody would hear him when he said:
  "You would almost think these old-timers are terminal cases. This campsite looks like a resthome!"

The Swede's caravan was parked right next to Gus and so it was inevitable that, following the days after our conversation, I met him quite often. Or maybe I should say he met us, because every spare minute he walked over to our 'van for a chat.
  The Swede was one of those people who like to talk incessantly and never know when to stop. His dominant characteristic was his booming, dark voice with which he gave his opinion, asked for or not. He knew everything better, but was also very helpful. Because Gus' side-door was still jammed tightly, I preferred not to drive into town. The Swede offered to do our shopping and always was ready to give advice or help. In return I had to listen to his self-centred stories for hours. After a few days I started to see the humour in that and became quite handy developing "Swede-dodging tactics".
  Unknowingly the Swede made sure that our quiet spot on the campsite kept quiet. He liked to see as many people around him as possible and when someone was ready to park his caravan near us, he ran over and started to praise our spot with his booming voice. Most people turned around instantly, which I quite liked.

What I didn't like was life on a campsite. Every morning I spent hours writing my book, but it was difficult work and after a few weeks it started to affect my mood. I didn’t feel at home on this campsite. It was such a different life from travelling. Every time I walked along the boulevard and saw all those free-camping motor-caravans, I felt imprisoned. It still was cold and damp under the pine trees, although the temperature was more than 25 degrees.
  Every few days Francis and I discussed whether or not we should stay or go on. My idea was to drive along the Algarve and go from village to village. For instance we could stay in each village until we ran out of water and then find a campsite for one night.  Francis didn't agree with me, she felt quite at home on our campsite and was of the opinion we should stay awhile. She was afraid otherwise I would never finish my book and in that she was right.

The Algarve reminded me of Holland in the fifties. Not because of the buildings or the surroundings, but more by the quiet way of living. Portuguese dressed simply, mostly in black. Large packs of stray dogs wandered the streets. Shops sold all kinds of necessary commodities, but luxury articles were not the main thing. In comparison with what I was used to in Holland, prices were low and especially on the market the many kinds of fish were very cheap.
  Francis held the opinion that learning to eat the products of the region should be part of the experience of travelling and one day she returned from the market with eight large sardines.
  The fish came complete with heads and tails and because Francis started to shudder every time she thought of fish-eyes, it became my job to clean them. Except for fish-fingers we had never eaten fish before and therefore I looked it up in the cook-book.
  Under the heading "sardines" I read: "Open the can, take out the sardines and ..."
  That was of no use, so I started to cut off the heads and tails from the sardines and removed the scales. Then I tried to remove the entrails. It was dirty work but I continued till a messy heap of fish covered the kitchen sink. Suddenly it all became too much to bear and disgusted I threw the bloody lot in the rubbish-bin. That day we had scrambled eggs for dinner.

Still, Francis and I would like to try eating fish and the solution to our problem presented itself in the person of Arie, a down-to-earth man in his seventies. Several years before he had suffered a stroke and now had trouble driving his car. Therefore he asked Francis to accompany him when he went shopping. Whilst driving, he suggested with a twinkle, she could keep an eye on the right-side of the road, while he turned all his attention to the left-side.
  Francis happily agreed and on the way to the market Arie told her that before his pension he had been a fish-vendor for more than forty years.

The following weeks Arie taught Francis which kinds of fish she should buy on the market and showed me how to gut them. In no-time preparing shark, swordfish and squid presented no more problems. The fish tasted deliciously and Arie knew so much about them that I started to look at fish with more interest than ever before.
The Swede didn't think much of my relation with Arie. All the time he interfered and constantly told me that he too knew a lot about fish. But when it dawned on him that I favoured the opinion of Arie more than his when it came to fish, he changed course.
  He asked whether Francis and I would like to accompany him and his wife to the village of Olhâo to have a look around and do some shopping.
  "Because," he spoke self-consciously, "If you never go anywhere, you haven't seen anything." I grabbed every possibility not to have to write and readily agreed.

Olhâo was a typical Portuguese fishing-village with a large harbour and old, covered market-halls, one for fruit and vegetables, the other for fish. In the centre of the village were a lot of narrow, but busy streets with all kinds of shops and restaurants. The Swede regularly made humiliating remarks about the many old cars or horse-drawn wagons driving in the streets and as usual I started to protest.
  I was impressed -and in fact that goes for the whole region- by the pavements and the many blue tiles. Most of the side-walks had been paved with small cobble-stones, forming a mosaic. Everywhere around me I saw blue tiles, on the houses, on the squares, on the benches in the park; in short, everything was covered with blue tiles. Coloured tiles were used to beautify many of the houses and more often than not those tiles contained separate smaller panels of tiles depicting saints or larger panels showing ships or fishermen. Along the road I noticed that even signs indicating the distances to other cities were made of tiles.

Shopping in the covered market-halls was a special experience, not because of the market men, who had their stalls in the centre of the halls, but because of the many little old ladies. They sat alongside the walls of the market and only had for sale some fruits, a few baskets of vegetables, and a bucket full of home-preserved olives or some eggs.
  Most of these ladies couldn't, according to the Swede, read, write nor do any simple arithmetic. From one of these little old ladies he bought some olives and asked the price. The woman took a handful of small coins from the pocket of her apron and showed him the coins he had to pay her.
  "You see..?" said the Swede loudly: "She can't count!"
  This time he went too far. My cheeks burned while I said: "She thinks you can't count in Portuguese!"

Shopping on the market went differently in the company of Arie. He had been wintering in Portugal for more than fifteen years, spoke the language fairly well and had made many friends among the fishermen and fish-vendors. He knew exactly what he wanted to buy and despite the friendly protests of the vendors he checked all their fish and sought out the best of the lot.
  After shopping Francis and Arie dropped in to his favourite pub for morning-coffee and I reacted a little jealous to the many stories that Francis came home with. But Arie took my writing seriously and never invited me to go along.

Because Francis was always worried about our financial situation she tried to find work for a couple of times, but her attempts were fruitless. The Swede thought that quite logical. He shrugged his shoulders and said:
  "Why on earth do you want to work in a low-wage-country? You should have asked me right away!"
  He told that his boss on the campsite in Sweden had asked him to look out for some people who wanted to run the campsite-shop next summer.
  "It's just the job for you two," the Swede said, "It's hard work, ten hours a day and seven days a week but it earns well."
  His proposition appealed so much to me that, instead of taking everything he said with the usual pinch of salt, this time I wanted to believe the Swede's story. If Francis and I went to work in Sweden for, say, three months it would solve our money-problems and we wouldn't have to look for work along the way. This idea changed our travel-plans, but that didn't matter very much. We could always continue our trip to the East-European countries and to Greece in September.

In spite of the certainty in which the Swede assured us that the job was ours, his wife understood that I didn't want to drive all the way to Sweden on such a vague promise and she urged her husband to try and telephone the owner of the campsite.
  Dragging his feet the Swede returned from that phone-call and had to confess his boss had already decided that for the next season his son and daughter would run the shop.
  That was quite a disappointment, but on the spur of the moment Francis and I decided, instead of driving to Sweden, to return to Holland and try to find work there for the summer months. Within a few days, after we had said our goodbyes to Arie and the Swede, I started Gus and we were on our way north.